May 2013
person: i like you
me: why
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
despookinator:
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
